One-touch royal panic

Sofa King: Rekt

Hold to phase. Let go or get rekt. Rocket a tiny monarch through walls, curse webs, and your own very public timing mistakes.

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App Store listing coming soon. No accounts, no pay-to-win, no ads during active gameplay.

The Sofa King on a glowing purple throne-sofa between a gold wall and pink curse web
One finger. Zero dignity.

The entire control scheme

Hold. Phase. Release. Regret.

HOLD
RoyalWall Hold to phase through chunky gold masonry. Mistime it while solid and the throne meets physics.
LET GO
CurseWeb Release before the magenta curse net catches you in the wrong dimension.
STAFF
Charge Meter The staff drains while phased and refills after release. Empty meter means panic, not a free pass.
The Sofa King sitting on a neon purple throne-sofa with a glowing staff

One royal move. Infinite bad decisions.

Built for fast retries

Arcade runs with just enough bite.

Classic

Endless procedural runs, rising speed, readable hazards, and instant restarts when the corridor votes against you.

Daily Rekt

The same cursed corridor seed for everyone each day, with local daily bests and Game Center hooks planned for launch.

Cosmetics

Unlock skins, trails, and death pops. Purchases are optional and never change collision, scoring, physics, or leaderboard fairness.